4.22.2008

swan

And on the other end of the evolutionary spectrum, the mute swan watches in amusement, happy to have chosen its long neck over written language in the grab bag of adaptive traits.

sue

were you able to sue for an undisclosed amount?

Kentucky

I did not come all the way to Kentucky to die in an elevator.

allergy

Peanut butter is delicious and nutritious, my cousin is allergic to peanuts. Iput some salad topping on some salad he ate and did not know it contained peanuts. he had a reaction almost immediatley. he is the only dude I know with an allergy like this.

What an R-tard!!!

What an R-tard!!!

forget blaming the snake...just kill it.

forget blaming the snake...just kill it.

There really are nut-cups and fruit-loops running loose.

There really are nut-cups and fruit-loops running loose.

4.20.2008

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SOME PEOPLE CARE ENOUGH TO TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE WORTHLESS POSTS ON TEH INTERNET !

SHOOP da WHOOP!

Delicious cake is delicious! This cat believes it is Caturday, but hasn't yet learned to use portals to get to delicious cake. I think he should just charge his lazor and then SHOOP da WHOOP!

cat

mydvgstudio

what a great looking cat, smart too.

jgavosh

what a retarded cat. if it didnt scratch thru the first time, why would it scratch thru the second and third times?

spiderboy969696

i want a cat :(

This cat really wants cake!

This cat really wants cake!

SIN

99 percent of Television shows are nothing but fictious tales of sorrow resulting from SIN.

4.19.2008

deliavt00 06:15:47 PM Apr 19 2008

barf

where does a dog crap and pee when people have them on a sailboat or yacht?

where does a dog crap and pee when people have them on a sailboat or yacht?

Puppy Rescued From Remote Island

Snickers the Sea Dog is barely more than a pup, but he's already an old salt...

stamas22 06:28:07 PM Apr 19 2008

EVER WONDER WHY "OUR TV" IS PACKED FULL OF ENGLISH AND AUSSIE SPEAKING PEOPLE? ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE EXOTIC? SOUND BETTER?LIKE LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS<----------COULD YOUR EARS HEAR A MORE ANNOYING WHINE? GET RID OF THOSE MARY POPPIN SOUNDING FREAKS-SEND THEM BACK TO THERE OWN COUNTRY-PLEASE

CNN

I have a rope tied to my genitalia right now while watching CNN high on meth. You people just don't know how to party.

the wrong parts of animals

This is what a lifetime of driving on the wrong side of the road and eating the wrong parts of animals gets you.

corvettedrvrnow 06:51:52 PM Apr 19 2008

HA HA HA HA
HEE HEE HEE
LOL so hard I can hardly stand it!

4.18.2008

SUPERBUDDY

gorezalooza, go cry on your fagot daddys shoulder.(if he were black)

SUPERBUDDY

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE POOP YOU'RE BEING FED?

SUPERBUDDY

Why don't they take all those death row inmates and do the experiments on them?

You want to see what effects humans? USE HUMANS!

huehs

another set of huehs .what did the femanist fight so hard for . for the future to think ty have to be on there back dissapointing.

4.17.2008

quacks

I'd need to be on some sh!t that only aliens harvest to do these quacks

NEVER

I would NEVER do soft porn for my kid's school!

c'mon humanity give the s*itty "this might actually work" ideas a rest.

c'mon humanity give the s*itty "this might actually work" ideas a rest.

yummy

hellokittiee420 12:54:54 AM Apr 17 2008

yummy yummy in tummy!! I WANT THOSE COOKIES!!!!

At first I was like why when so much is going wrong in this country are we worrying about a cookie?

At first I was like why when so much is going wrong in this country are we worrying about a cookie?

4.14.2008

tsteevns 10:56:43 AM Apr 14 2008

wrco72 10:55:56 AM Apr 14 2008

If you have $hit for brains, you might be a republican voter.

and if you have NO brains you Might be a Democrack

Here's the Beef

The cooks, dressed in white hats and aprons, used 1,500 metal barbecue stands to smoke and barbecue the meat. "It's all so beautiful," said a Guinness World Records judge.

Uruguay Sizzles Up One Big Barbecue

Uruguay Sizzles Up One Big Barbecue

PHINEUS

It is a safe bet that some poor kid named PHINEUS will not grow up to play middle linebacker in the NFL.

IT CERTAINLY >>> IS <<< CRAP !!

IT CERTAINLY >>> IS <<< CRAP !!

4.13.2008

I'm a guy with feelings!

Women don't do anything! All they do is sit on their lazy bones and spend time with their kids instead of thier spouse, that's just pathetic. I know this, I've been there, I'm a guy with feelings!

"Here Lies Stupid"

"Here Lies Stupid"

one word,

one word,

idiot..... says it all

sosaythesheep

I've never understood why they don't call this what it is....

suscide

graxyton 10:31:07 AM Apr 13 2008

Tis slacker X generation think they are So hip

=

Extreme Skiing = Extreme SUICIDE .
What an IDIOT !!

Cute Bear Horrifies Zoo Visitors

Cute Bear Horrifies Zoo Visitors

4.09.2008

SUPERBUDDY

Redtopofkitsap 02:49:01 AM Apr 09 2008

To Atkins Store Front....You are truly a perverted, sick , horrible, little example of humanity in it's lowest form...I hope people who know you by your screen name, take notice, and not allow you around their kids, because anyone who'd come up with a comment like that after seeing a picture of this poor innocent newborn , is obviously a sick sadistic pedophile... You need to take a hard look at yourself dude. I can't even see your face, but, I know you are an ugly person, inside, where it matters...you have some serious karmic payback coming your way, it always comes back around, the same as it went around, I'd do some real changing if I were you!

AtkinsStoreFront 03:31:43 AM Apr 09 2008

AtkinsStoreFront 03:31:43 AM Apr 09 2008

I would hope other parents would be kind and strong enough to end the fetus's life.

If you really got offended by the joke. Tough shit.

I still think imagining a cute 20 year old Indian chick ******* 4 ***** at once is hysterical.

4.07.2008

I seriously doubt that God has to take a shit.

I seriously doubt that God has to take a shit.

4.05.2008

R******

msemmes 10:37:37 AM Apr 04 2008

musclebrockny 10:17:14 AM Apr 04 2008

Report This! Oh, those redneck hicks. And we wondered who voted for Bush-twice!

I reported this hypocrite to AOL for using the "R" word. If we can't use derrogatory terms to describe gays, blacks, and other persons, why should we allow these "haters" to use the "R" word. Report to AOL everytime these hypocrites use the "R" word.

Just in case you are wondering I am wearing a Hanes White T and Fruit of the loom boxers

Just in case you are wondering I am wearing a Hanes White T and Fruit of the loom boxers

Oopsperfect 09:56:48 AM Apr 05 2008

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uswarrior1111 10:35:58 AM Apr 04 2008

This is a insignificant loss to the world.

Headline: Man Pokes Out Croc's Eyes to Save Wife

Links:

Heres a few women we'd save:


And something easy on the eyes?

4.04.2008

TASTE

stasmack 10:33:51 AM Apr 04 2008

I AM AMAZED OF THE TASTES OF PEOPLE

How could anyone possibly spit on such a classy and creative guy like you?

How could anyone possibly spit on such a classy and creative guy like you?

gail these people could try to escape india and go somewhere else but they're happy living in filth for some reason

gail these people could try to escape india and go somewhere else but they're happy living in filth for some reason

4.03.2008

There are a lot of them who hang out here and just seem to enjoy posting the most absurd comments they possibly can.

There are a lot of them who hang out here and just seem to enjoy posting the most absurd comments they possibly can.

RICKY MARTIN LIFE

matskeez23 01:34:12 AM Apr 03 2008

I have 2 HUGE penis's...

you sound malformed...HAHAHAHAHA

you sound malformed...HAHAHAHAHA

danyapeterson 05:11:22 AM Apr 03 2008

Why doesn't more tax money to help animals????

Welcome To The World Of REALITY!

Welcome To The World Of REALITY!

Here Comes The Male Bashing Routine!

Here Comes The Male Bashing Routine!

A LIST

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO POST A LIST OF THOSE WHO CAN'T CONTROL THEIR ERECTIONS?