AOL NEWS WATCH

4.22.2008

swan

And on the other end of the evolutionary spectrum, the mute swan watches in amusement, happy to have chosen its long neck over written language in the grab bag of adaptive traits.

sue

were you able to sue for an undisclosed amount?

Kentucky

I did not come all the way to Kentucky to die in an elevator.

Peanut butter is delicious and nutritious, my cousin is allergic to peanuts. Iput some salad topping on some salad he ate and did not know it contained peanuts. he had a reaction almost immediatley. he is the only dude I know with an allergy like this.

What an R-tard!!!

forget blaming the snake...just kill it.

There really are nut-cups and fruit-loops running loose.

4.20.2008

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SOME PEOPLE CARE ENOUGH TO TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE WORTHLESS POSTS ON TEH INTERNET !

SHOOP da WHOOP!

Delicious cake is delicious! This cat believes it is Caturday, but hasn't yet learned to use portals to get to delicious cake. I think he should just charge his lazor and then SHOOP da WHOOP!

cat

mydvgstudio

what a great looking cat, smart too.

jgavosh

what a retarded cat. if it didnt scratch thru the first time, why would it scratch thru the second and third times?

spiderboy969696

i want a cat :(

This cat really wants cake!

SIN

99 percent of Television shows are nothing but fictious tales of sorrow resulting from SIN.

4.19.2008

deliavt00 06:15:47 PM Apr 19 2008

barf

where does a dog crap and pee when people have them on a sailboat or yacht?

Puppy Rescued From Remote Island

Snickers the Sea Dog is barely more than a pup, but he's already an old salt...

stamas22 06:28:07 PM Apr 19 2008

EVER WONDER WHY "OUR TV" IS PACKED FULL OF ENGLISH AND AUSSIE SPEAKING PEOPLE? ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE EXOTIC? SOUND BETTER?LIKE LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS<----------COULD YOUR EARS HEAR A MORE ANNOYING WHINE? GET RID OF THOSE MARY POPPIN SOUNDING FREAKS-SEND THEM BACK TO THERE OWN COUNTRY-PLEASE

CNN

I have a rope tied to my genitalia right now while watching CNN high on meth. You people just don't know how to party.

the wrong parts of animals

This is what a lifetime of driving on the wrong side of the road and eating the wrong parts of animals gets you.

corvettedrvrnow 06:51:52 PM Apr 19 2008

HA HA HA HA
HEE HEE HEE
LOL so hard I can hardly stand it!

4.18.2008

SUPERBUDDY

gorezalooza, go cry on your fagot daddys shoulder.(if he were black)

SUPERBUDDY

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE POOP YOU'RE BEING FED?

SUPERBUDDY

Why don't they take all those death row inmates and do the experiments on them?

You want to see what effects humans? USE HUMANS!

huehs

another set of huehs .what did the femanist fight so hard for . for the future to think ty have to be on there back dissapointing.

4.17.2008

quacks

I'd need to be on some sh!t that only aliens harvest to do these quacks

NEVER

I would NEVER do soft porn for my kid's school!

c'mon humanity give the s*itty "this might actually work" ideas a rest.

yummy

hellokittiee420 12:54:54 AM Apr 17 2008

yummy yummy in tummy!! I WANT THOSE COOKIES!!!!

At first I was like why when so much is going wrong in this country are we worrying about a cookie?

4.14.2008

tsteevns 10:56:43 AM Apr 14 2008

wrco72 10:55:56 AM Apr 14 2008

If you have $hit for brains, you might be a republican voter.

and if you have NO brains you Might be a Democrack

Here's the Beef

The cooks, dressed in white hats and aprons, used 1,500 metal barbecue stands to smoke and barbecue the meat. "It's all so beautiful," said a Guinness World Records judge.

Uruguay Sizzles Up One Big Barbecue

PHINEUS

It is a safe bet that some poor kid named PHINEUS will not grow up to play middle linebacker in the NFL.

IT CERTAINLY >>> IS <<< CRAP !!

4.13.2008

I'm a guy with feelings!

Women don't do anything! All they do is sit on their lazy bones and spend time with their kids instead of thier spouse, that's just pathetic. I know this, I've been there, I'm a guy with feelings!

"Here Lies Stupid"

one word,

one word,

idiot..... says it all

sosaythesheep

I've never understood why they don't call this what it is....

suscide

graxyton 10:31:07 AM Apr 13 2008

Tis slacker X generation think they are So hip

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Extreme Skiing = Extreme SUICIDE .
What an IDIOT !!

Cute Bear Horrifies Zoo Visitors

4.09.2008

SUPERBUDDY

Redtopofkitsap 02:49:01 AM Apr 09 2008

To Atkins Store Front....You are truly a perverted, sick , horrible, little example of humanity in it's lowest form...I hope people who know you by your screen name, take notice, and not allow you around their kids, because anyone who'd come up with a comment like that after seeing a picture of this poor innocent newborn , is obviously a sick sadistic pedophile... You need to take a hard look at yourself dude. I can't even see your face, but, I know you are an ugly person, inside, where it matters...you have some serious karmic payback coming your way, it always comes back around, the same as it went around, I'd do some real changing if I were you!

AtkinsStoreFront 03:31:43 AM Apr 09 2008

I would hope other parents would be kind and strong enough to end the fetus's life.

If you really got offended by the joke. Tough shit.

I still think imagining a cute 20 year old Indian chick ******* 4 ***** at once is hysterical.

4.07.2008

I seriously doubt that God has to take a shit.

4.05.2008

R******

msemmes 10:37:37 AM Apr 04 2008

musclebrockny 10:17:14 AM Apr 04 2008

Report This! Oh, those redneck hicks. And we wondered who voted for Bush-twice!

I reported this hypocrite to AOL for using the "R" word. If we can't use derrogatory terms to describe gays, blacks, and other persons, why should we allow these "haters" to use the "R" word. Report to AOL everytime these hypocrites use the "R" word.

Just in case you are wondering I am wearing a Hanes White T and Fruit of the loom boxers

Oopsperfect 09:56:48 AM Apr 05 2008

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uswarrior1111 10:35:58 AM Apr 04 2008

This is a insignificant loss to the world.

Headline: Man Pokes Out Croc's Eyes to Save Wife

Links:

Heres a few women we'd save:

25 Hottest Scottish Women

And something easy on the eyes?

The 50 Hottest Bedroom Posters

4.04.2008

TASTE

stasmack 10:33:51 AM Apr 04 2008

I AM AMAZED OF THE TASTES OF PEOPLE

How could anyone possibly spit on such a classy and creative guy like you?

gail these people could try to escape india and go somewhere else but they're happy living in filth for some reason

4.03.2008

There are a lot of them who hang out here and just seem to enjoy posting the most absurd comments they possibly can.

RICKY MARTIN LIFE

matskeez23 01:34:12 AM Apr 03 2008

I have 2 HUGE penis's...

you sound malformed...HAHAHAHAHA

danyapeterson 05:11:22 AM Apr 03 2008

Why doesn't more tax money to help animals????

Welcome To The World Of REALITY!

Here Comes The Male Bashing Routine!

A LIST

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO POST A LIST OF THOSE WHO CAN'T CONTROL THEIR ERECTIONS?

3.31.2008

If I were the parent of this young man, I would seek DNA proof that the so-called body is his!

" Bite a pillow"

To all you War and Bush Haters " Bite a pillow"

NUKE THESE BASTARDS

morgmem 10:43:14 AM Mar 31 2008

STORIES LIKE THIS MAKES YOU WANT TO GO OVER THERE AND NUKE THESE BASTARDS.

3.30.2008

shall we?

so instead of trying to find out whether or not these Aliens are trying to invade us, let's create a country that's actually worth invading now, shall we?

FICK SHIELDS

IF THIS WERE A REAL UFO, DONT YOU THINK A FEW F22'S WOULD BE EMPTYING A PAYLOAD ON IT?/??? OR IS CAPTAIN SPOCK OF THE PLANET CYBERTON GOING TO ACTIVATE HIS MULLENIUM FALCON FICK SHIELDS AND ABDUCT THE GAY CYBER FREAKS N LOSERS THAT TAKE GAY PICTURES LIKE YALLS GAY ASSES!

When you got the bucks you get the -ucks!

SUPERBUDDY

leijai 09:37:10 AM Mar 30 2008

I TAKE SINGULAR BUT THOUGHTS OF SUICIED

lizzibizzi1

lizzibizzi1 10:05:55 AM Mar 30 2008

WHERE ARE MY COMMENTS? WHY WERE THEY NOT PRINTED?

AOL is causing me to feel suicidal

A LOT OF SEX GOING ON HERE THIS MORNING.

just4alice2 10:36:36 AM Mar 30 2008

No one cares about the 4000 abortions per day.

I definitely would have participated had I known about this event prior to its occurence.

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE THEN

elkcabins 10:40:51 AM Mar 30 2008

THE LORD, YOUR GOD IS COMING TO FIX ALL THIS, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE THEN

cwinfield625 10:42:46 AM Mar 30 2008

You people are all scum bags. I am installing a coal furnace, burning a wood fireplace, and buying SUV's for all my kids. I turn my aircondition down to 68 degrees, leave my lights on 24/7. I love it.

What in the World?

- Parents Refuse Doc, Daughter Dies
- Popular Allergy Drug, Suicide Link?

Recognize this grin?

Snaggletooth Starlet is Easy to Guess But Whose Chin Is...?

3.29.2008

hatebrooklyn 06:48:34 PM Mar 29 2008

a couple of cum shoots to the face ...and she will be fine

AOL shame on you for even writing this article.

claydiggs 04:08:58 PM Mar 29 2008

women accusing men of rape should be PUT IN JAIL if they lose their case! over 90% are LIARS - trying to take the man for anything possible.

stevejohnita

see the har on that boy looks like a damn womurn to me. Look at Unknown Hinsons har is chart topping like a man should look

if's it's free, i'll use it

poots, poops, and peeps

Heated, with nice noises so no one can hear poots, poops, peeps or anything else.

3.28.2008

WHY WOULD I SMOKE COMPOST? DONT YOU EAT IT?

YOUR MOM EVOLVED FROM NASAL DRIPPING POOPIN ALL DAY SON OF A GUN CAMEL

3.27.2008

That is one major bohinkus, let me tell you.

The welfare and safety of children is more important than bigfoot silliness, AOL.

3.25.2008

dztaylo 04:19:06 PM Mar 25 2008

Does the phrase dirty skank apply? Yes. Yes, I think it does.

Big Boils

If this "Leech Therapy" is so good for cleansing you, then why don't Doctors in America let the "Leechy Bastards" suck on some of the people in this Country who have those Big Boils on them, and doctors don't really know why?......

otherwise the democrats would vote to have all the republicans work while they sit on the couch and watch Oprah

All right! My wife made the dog and I pancakes

the people should be allowed to keep his stuff even the horse

3.24.2008

I HATE BUFFALOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sosaythesheep 07:16:01 PM Mar 24 2008

nu2barbara 07:08:25 PM Mar 24 2008

I had four children before I was old eneough to be on my own.Iwas Molested betwen the ages of three and seventeen by my mothers male friends who brought drugs to her.The drugs were used to dull the pain from brain tumors.Nobody was ever there to help me,but yet he got all that stuff just because he is tall?
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I bet he's nicer...