atlantic ocean

you need to tape your self in a box and ask your mother to take the box out into the middle of the atlantic ocean...AND TOSS THE BOX WITH YOU IN IT!!
You will have done your mother and the world a GREAT big favor.

(p.s.: i'll be damned if some trespasser is going to sue me for what i do with my own god damn pool!

Buckwheat @ Jun 26th 2008 2:15PM

Thats a good way to get shot today !

its lords of dogtown Z-boys all over again.

its lords of dogtown Z-boys all over again.

half-in-the-bag facebooker

...as soon as a homeowner DOES drain his/her pool and some half-in-the-bag facebooker jumps in without noticing the pool is EMPTY it will be the HOMEOWNER's fault...

SWEETY-PIE

DEAR SWEET LITTLE GIRL, YOU ARE A SWEETY-PIE!!! YOUR MOMMY IS VERY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU FOR HER DAUGHTER!!! SHE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH AND REMEMBER SHE WILL ALWAYS BE PROUD OF YOU! .....WITH ;LOVE, THE SMITH FAMILY

WOW!!

I have checked with numerous people I went to school with and found that we never had horney teachers. They didn't do sex ed either. Noe look at the country. WOW!!

lolol

this guy was amazing. all these years making kids laugh and just think...he was a bone smoker lolol

adults

It's possible that these kids are actually adults in real life.

$400

They just lost the $400 a year I spend there.

stnsmok 12:44:46 AM Jun 25 2008

It isn't easy to word a comment so that AOL will accept and print it.

Somewhat unexpected

bigdig2004 10:18:46 PM Jun 21 2008

I lost 54 pounds by polishing my rocket nine times a day for seven years.....with no help from Ronald McDonald.

dpheil68 10:39:51 PM Jun 21 2008

Did he get the runs?

Everybody

Everybody knows there are 16 ounces in a pound of squid.

happy meals

Oh by the way you can also eat the happy meals there too. Smoke it.

Breybreybrey 03:00:48 AM Jun 19 2008

Hard to educate those who would rather remain ignorant...LOL. Which is why most of the posts on here make no logical sense at all. Still....thank you for the intelligent and informative posts. It did not go unnoticed ** smiles as she leaves the blog area of AOL**

saccasa 02:54:14 AM Jun 19 2008

bvlgarioo7 are you a racist or just a complete moron ? I think your a racist and yes a moron to boot.

bvlgarioo7 02:57:00 AM Jun 19 2008
I'M FROM FINLAND

Cleo 6-17-2008 @ 8:19PM

this one time my cousin was kidnapped and her parents came to find her, and the kidnappers made her choose whether her mom (Aunt claire) or Dad (Uncle James), and she chose her mom, because she knew somebody who's mom died and turned into a miserable grump. Plus, she would later need boy and clothes/shopping advice. She was 12 then and is now 17, and I have missed my Uncle James dearly, my mother is a sad mess crying once an hour, Dianne (My cousin) is ridden with guilt, regret, and wishing that she had just let her kidnappers kill her instead, Dianne wonders if she did the right thing, Aunt Claire is an overprotective sad mess almost exactly like my mother. And life pretty much SUCKS for all of us, and we all wonder if it had been better if Aunt Claire or Dianne had died instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chrisgiddyup06 07:02:59 PM Jun 17 2008

stupid liberal jew idea.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i broke my dick but did it make front page news???nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

wbigstrat 06:58:51 PM Jun 17 2008

have a doughnut

wbigstrat 06:57:39 PM Jun 17 2008

have a f'n doughnut

"harmless"

My friend had a pit bull since it was 2 wks old and the dog had grown up around their kids. Today that "harmless" pet is dead and the 7 yr old child has no face.

ppl

the way I figure is that even if we can't agree in politics at least there are intelligent ppl out there trying to learn about something

if I were a Bull

whatever I do is what I do, and fyi I do what ever I attempt to do the very best I can. If you would like to exchange pictures of peepees Mines bigger then yours. Which means if I were a Bull and you were a Bull I would be able to BOSS you around. Now go lay down! :)

Some people have it all

Man she's ugly and had how many husbands , I'm fifty and haven't had one husband yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I 'd be glad to have one decent husband who really loved me and cared !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GeezzzSome people have it all and don't appreciate what they have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Superman

Interesting,you have the Superman icon....do you think Superman would approve of you being such a dick?

SCrouch111 said...

When I die I don't care what they do with me. When my husband dies I will spend as little as possible to dispose of him.

SUPERBUDDY

OBAMA=9-11............any questions?????

pooper

After looking through all of these AOL news posts, there are a pooper full of racists and ignorant people.

rhspooky 12:54:42 AM Jun 09 2008

How about sendind the mex and cuband home to their own country, along with the jews

brebedolls 12:54:54 AM Jun 09 2008

THAT IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH WOMEN AND WHY WE CAN'T HEAD CORPORATIONS AND COUNTRIES, WE MISS THE POINT AND ACT ON EMOTIONS....

make us ALL happy

pony up to the cross big boy and make us ALL happy :)

Boy Dies After Swallowing Pool Water + SUPERBUDDY

Johnny Jackson, 10, died of a phenomenon called "secondary drowning" after ingesting water at a swimming pool.



chewie4769 01:22:23 AM Jun 07 2008

he needed to die

RACISIM

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL YOU BLACKS COMPLAINING ABOUT RACISIM

I am NEVER going to Hartford, CT. You people should be ASHAMED of yourselves!

I am NEVER going to Hartford, CT. You people should be ASHAMED of yourselves!

Perhaps you could lie prone and I drop a steamer on thy heaving bosom?

Perhaps you could lie prone and I drop a steamer on thy heaving bosom?

morals

I can't believe that you aren't allowed to say the "N" word on regular TV but you can do this stunt. Man, the morals have taken a new low.

There is more to life than "being stupid".

There is more to life than "being stupid".

mensa

Do we need to be mensa members to comment? That would sure leave me out!

AOL

I think AOL is the only winner in this comment section.

SUPERBUDDY

pinkthenred 01:35:24 AM Jun 01 2008

If he is the anti-christ, there is nothing that can be done about it.

WHO ARE YOU CRAPPING!?!?!?

WHO ARE YOU CRAPPING!?!?!?

baroquemyheart 12:34:15 AM Jun 01 2008

I really don't see an underbite.... even if she does it's not that obvious.

Mariah Carey

she DID NOT have to be the bird-like Mariah Carey. (bird-like as in AWESOME. I mean, doesn't her high notes sound like birds singing? It's crazy!!!)

POT OF TEA

I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE A POT OF TEA TO RECUPERATE.

Thursday 29 May by The Kodiak

Creepy, avoid Australian restrooms, brrr

M.F.

Reminds me of the joke "you're gonna die M.F."

LOL

My son was sitting in loose boxers on the floor as a kid and had his hamster take a nip at his penis...sucker bled like crazy, I thought my son was going to pass out. LOL

Thursday 29 May
By charlesharris53Neutral
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i wonder if he asked his buddy to suck out the poison? he would have died left up to me
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Thursday 29 May
By charlesharris53Neutral
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wonder if he asked his buddy to suck out the poison? left up to me he would be a gonner

AMEN

AMEN busy mom ... This was an inconvience not a tradgedy. We don't know if this bloke was being an imperious obnoxious jerk. Do you think our troops give a rats ass if they miss a conection or their scivies are missing. Hell No, their glad to be coming back alive. The same can be said if that was the only mishap on 9-11.
$1,000,000 ... what an ass H---.
His mother wasn't dying she was celebrating her 80th birthday.many more years than children in a cancer ward will see.

DF

Why don't you go cry elsewhere or are you just leaking douche fluid?!?

just sad

just sad........... who wants to jack after that sad story?

GOD BLESS THE STRAIGHT MAN FOREVER

STRAIGHT MEN ARE SO HOT!!! I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT MAKES A REAL MAN A MAN.I LOVE THE WAY THEY LOVE TO GET LAID.I LOVE THE WAY THEY ENJOY WACKING OFF.I LOVE HOW STRONG THEY ARE.I LOVE HOW THEY DEFEND A WOMEN'S HONOR.THERE IS NOTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE SIGHT OF A MAN MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN.STRAIGHT MEN HELP TO CREATE LIFE INSIDE A WOMAN.GOD BLESS THE STRAIGHT MAN FOREVER

two4onemagic 06:55:05 PM May 26 2008

Most men can be on a cell phone, eating a burger, and choking the chicken and still be 100% better driver than 99% of the women out there!

Georgia

No offense to those up there, but I am just from Georgia.

EEWB 07:51:25 PM May 26 2008

People from New Jersey are the sexiest people in the world. And btw, we do not taulk funny, you people are just to judgmental. OH, and we are not rushed, its a fast paced world, you only live in the north if you know how to handle it.

KEEP DRIVER ACTIVELY ALERT

I THINK DRIVERS ARE MORE RECKLESS TODAY BECAUSE OF THE TYPE OF MUSIC THEY LISTEN TOO . MUSIC SHOULD BE BANNED WHILE CARS ARE IN MOTION . HOWEVER A SCREEN VIDEO SHOULD BE ALLOWABLE TO PLAY AT ALL RED LIGHTS AND STOP SIGNS PERHAPS USING PORN FILMS TO BE PLAYED TO KEEP DRIVER ACTIVELY ALERT AT ALL TIMES / THERE WOULD BE NO FALLING ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL SINCE THERE GENITALS WOULD BE HIGHLY ACTIVE AT THE TIME

Florida

I don't know about driving, but Florida is full of stupid people.

(Papa Johns)

So as I stated, the fault lies not with arguably the best chain of pizza in the world (Papa Johns), but with one dip stick. If not for the quick thinking and generosity of Papa Johns corporate, the whole chain could have went under, and all, again, thanks to one man. Idiot that he may be.

WONGTPA said...

I WON'T EAT AT PAPPA JOHN!

Huntington Hartford

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - Huntington Hartford, the deep-pocketed grocery heir who burned through most of a $100 million fortune in a series of fruitless business and cultural endeavors before his life unraveled, has died. He was 97.

disorderly conduct

The pilot's arraignment includes charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness, loitering and prowling at night and disorderly conduct.

message to and what

Who's the last person you sent a text message to and what was it about?

My daughters. It said "Hi poopheads."

SICK, SAD, SORRY PEOPLE

those of you who are talking about eating the dogs are SICK, SAD, SORRY PEOPLE. That is just wrong, what is wrong with you people?

....

haha using a "special paper cone" lol....gross, i would never play

Women

Think that looks weird? Try:


Beautiful Women Lookin Goofy

A Video Game That Combines Beer and Peeing? 'Nuff Said

A Video Game That Combines Beer and Peeing? 'Nuff Said

whats so great about so called berbalife then?

my question then is this if this so called hearbalife then is so great why does Ron then use it like , its his last thing on earth to take, he's not over weight at all he has a little gut , it could be the nicest day or whatever outside and ect and his face Ron's , that is bloody red all over his face and its not from hot weather eather he's always like that no matter when you see this guy he's weird anyway, to say in the least, so please tell me then whats so great about so called berbalife then?

HES GIVING IT TO MY SISTER!!!!!!!!

MY BROTHER INLAW SELLS IT,,OH NO,,HES GIVING IT TO MY SISTER!!!!!!!!

doctors

hey, if 2 doctors are willing to call it "the least likely to make you sick" it must be ok.

How do you report AOL to AOL?

How do you report AOL to AOL?

Wednesday 14 May By debbie

your A FUC***G LOOSER YOU MUST BE MY X HUSBAND

lice having

This is all I have to say to you.

Incest, Dick Sucking at 11 yrs old, lice having, Columbine, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and so on.................

Rock Star Plans Racy Celebration

Wild (Sexual) Party Makes Us Blush

Do You Believe in Alien Life?

Vatican Says It's OK If You Do

just plain rude

Calling someone a retard is just plain rude and rude especially to people who are mentally challanged.

marykell 11:11:23 PM May 10 2008

pcmr500 11:09:38 PM May 10 2008

marthamary42 , Someone who has sex for money.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And I'll BET YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT, DON'T YOU???

Posted at 9:07PM on May 9th 2008 by Sienna

Gaspy is finally free for a bit. Daddy can't pull those strings as much now little Pinnochio

I agree!!

I agree!! (with the moron comment)

God

THis was God calling the Parents so they can know what Murder Sounds like

bruno9256 11:16:33 PM May 10 2008

Why is it racist to disagree with blacks and to correct their fictitious view on history?

100'S OF THOUSANDS

titaniumdave007 11:15:41 PM May 10 2008

RONNIE THERE DOING MORE THAN THAT IN AFRICA, BLACKS CHOPPING UP BLACKS BY THE 100'S OF THOUSANDS AT A TIME.

thecoletribe 11:15:41 PM May 10 2008

titan.........Thats true,( although I really don't appreciate the language u'r using)

white or black or green

No one is perfect, white or black or green(people with a liver disease).

knightmare77777 11:12:30 PM May 10 2008

So,we can blame MLK for starting all this political correctness crap.

see the faces

Well that;s another movie that i will not watch. I'll just watch animal planet and see the faces of a monkey

??????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why ??????? what this country needs is a GOOD BUGS BUNNY MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

schwartseneger

schwartseneger sucks . how in the hell do you spell his freaken name?

LAUGHING

THE LOTTERY IS A PIPE DREAM FOR THE POOR.

THE RICH ARE LAUGHING AT YOU.

pavinz 03:15:53 PM May 07 2008

AW, SHUCKS....THIS AIN'T NOTHING.....THE LIBERALS IN LA LA LAND CALIFORNIA KEEP DITCHING THEIR CLOTHES....EXPOSING THEMSELVES IN PARADES AND EVERYWHERE ELSE....THEIR CHESTS HANGING DOWN TO THEIR ANKLES - WHILE THEIR RUMPS ARE DOING THE FLOOR SKOOTIN BOOGIE....
LIL LIBERAL CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT THESE HIPPIES GENITALS....AND DOWNING POPSICLES WHILE MAMMY AND PAPPY ARE BUYING MARIJUANA AT MARIJUANA BOOTHS WHILE DISPLAYING THEIR HASH....HISH PIPES....
SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THAT THEIR LIBERAL PHARMACEUTICAL RECREATION HAVE PRODUCED LIBERAL CHILDREN MISSING VITAL BRAIN CELLS (BRAIN DAMAGE) AND ARE INCAPABLE OF DOING RATIONAL THINKING WHILE .....VOTING FOR OBAMA IN THEIR DRUG SELLING AND DRUG TAKING HAZE - GO TO ZOMBIE AND YOU WILL FIND PICTURES OF DRUG TAKING LIBERALS ALONG WITH NO CLOTHES ON. PICTURES WORTH THOUSANDS OF WORDS.

INSIST

Join her parents and friends in praying for this poor girl, whose parents and friends apparently did not INSIST upon safety measures!!

Hidden Dangers

Girl Faceplants Off Skateboard
Man Punches Camel at Six Flags

FKING

GET WISE AMERICA. YOUR LEADERS ARE FKING YOU.

Where is the wrath of God?

This is absolutely horrible. Elephants are sensitive, majestic beings...far superior to those who would destroy them. Where is the wrath of God?

Gay Ex-Governor's Divorce Trial Begins

"It's a beautiful day," former Gov. Jim McGreevey said as he entered alone through the back entrance of the courthouse.

DO YOU

GOD'S WRAFT IS BEING POURED OUT ON IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY IF YOUR A CHRISTIAN THAT IS. BUT YOU DON'T DO YOU

pitchers

I keep my doors locked all the time ,my neighbors kids were in my house and i didn't know due to leaving the back door unlocked and taken pitchers of my naked ass and put it on the e-net which by the way ruined my life

texting

a headshot with an ak-47 or m16 would have killed the burglar. you would not have to spend money on texting.

straight and middle-aged

I see nothing inappropriate about the photo, and in fact, I think it's a hoot! You go, girls! (And yes, I am straight and middle-aged.)

SUPERBUDDY

cookiesnmilk112 10:39:43 PM May 03 2008

IM REALLY SAD BECAUSE MY FISHIE JUST PASSED AWAY AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY......I HAVE HAD HIM SINCE I WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND NOW IM 12